Saw this outside a store near my house, please spread! This is in the Spring Valley area of San Diego, but please spread it in case any of your followers are from around here!
niall waking up to a missed call from harry, plays the voicemail, can hear nothing but ‘jealous’ by beyonce until his phone runs out of space and it cuts off
harry: so what are we doing for your birthday :D
niall and zayn: what do you mean ‘we’
im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.
I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill